Today's Special: A hearty helping of Beefy Snatch, with a savory serving of extra moist meat curtains on the side! Satisfy your pussy craving with this perfect portion of 100% prime pink meat. Our Grade-A Beefy Snatch is aged to perfection, marinated with love, and ready for you!
Roast beef lovers rejoice—we have perfected your favorite recipe! Just make sure to add the works and load it up with gobs of creamy man mayo when you're done! Eat 'em, lick 'em, suck 'em or‚ fuck 'em, you're gonna love every last morsel of this succulent treat! Bon appetit!